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Because you’ll get something other than the dreary, watered down, half-hearted yet full-throated, drivel we are forced to suffer as a consequence of high school english teachers everywhere. Because even where I fail, you’ll at least get something meaningful and worthy of your time to evaluate.

Here’s the website.

Don’t Panic

I’m an amateur. But, I love to write. If I could make a living out of writing without pandering, I would. Alas (yes I said it, I mean it too), that just isn’t how it works.

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This is a fact, fiction, and nonsense writing place. I wanted to charge people 2 bucks, but the ardent capitalists at substack have a minimum monthly and yearly pricing structure. If you deem my writing worth that much , I assure you, you're overpaying.